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2 comics (sort of) at once...how about that. :/

First one:
MTV VMA 2010. Cher was presenting Video of the Year and Jared tweeted this: "Cher just said 30 seconds to mars. Genius" but in my head I could see him get in such fanboy mode as he usually does in my head whenever he mentions someone famous and totally pictured him & Shannon giggling the way that ~Chocoreaper drew them in her AWESOME Man-Giggles comic. Got her permission to use that. :heart:
and, err... i also came to realise that some jokes have an expiration date. Was meant to finish this whole thing just a few days after I drew it, then deadlined it to the end of September....but here we are. :/
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Second one:
About freakin' time that I touched upon the subject of the Sperm Girl? :XD:
It was during one of their festival shows in South Africa in 2008 that a woman in the audience held a sign asking for Jared's sperm. That kinda tied in with Jared saying a few months ago that Ugly Talentless Thing Who Must Not Be Named was his son. That should make anyone run for their lives!! :XD:
But instead of looking up pics of the Sperm Girl, i let someone i'm so freakin' annoyed with get the honour of being associated with it for this comic. (what a fun, friendly way of insulting someone, yeah? ;p )

the girl arrived to the line for Mars' Koko gig in London last year at around 7 in the morning or something. i remember because someone ran up to her and hugged her when the sun was up and shining (and later she snuck onto one of my pics of Tim). anyways, because she knew the ones that were ahead of us, she got in there with them. Now, fast forward to the evening and the guards that kept us out waiting instead of letting us in. Someone's Mother turned around and told me to stop pushing at her. I was like "O_o err do you KNOW that this is the line to a fucking ROCK CONCERT and there's a thousand people pushing at ME?!" and Someone's Mother was still acting like a bitch about it. (then gtfo and stand at the end of the line, hag!) So this girl turns around and is like all Holier Than Thou as she says "My friend waited here the entire night and she said she never saw you!" and i was so close to burying my fist into her fucking face because i'd waited at the first door since 3 am, and never once left the qeue after the guards had set it up around 10, and I didn't have patience with their shit. :stab:
Anyways, that's the story of how she ended up as the new Sperm Girl. :shrug:

Previous Comics:
Phone Etiquette - Milan Blood Ball, 13/2 2008
Guitar Hero - Shannon vs Jared
Colour-Blindness Doesn't Work Like That - Norwich, 3/2 2008
Tomo's New Haircut - Edinburgh+London, 9+11/5 2008
Sailor MARS - Cosplay gone wrong?
Jared Leto's Saliva - Sheffield, 10/5 2008
One-Track Mind - MTV Asia Awards @ Malaysia, 2/8 2008
Match up X's and insert Tab A into Slot B - Hamburg, 6/5 2008
At the Airport - LAX, 13/2 2009
Twitter Tracker
Shannon's Lost... - Dublin, 27/2 2010
Shannon's Rainbow - Gothenburg, 19/6 2010
12 Days of Demons: Day 1 - Day 2 - Day 3 - Day 7.5

More stuff (sort-of-comics, non-comic art, meme & photos) can be found in my 30STM folder
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:iconcjhermanbrick:
CJHermanBrick Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2012  Student Digital Artist
HAHAHA LOL.
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Vampsrule12 Featured By Owner May 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
omg that justin beiber thing made me laugh so freaking hard.i hate him to girls : P.lol
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tiedieangel Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2011
lmfao! nice.
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:iconpsylocke83:
Psylocke83 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2011
Thanks, glad you enjoyed! :D
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tiedieangel Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2011
:) y/w
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ikaribinku Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
hahahahha hilarious
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:iconpsylocke83:
Psylocke83 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2010
yays, glad you enjoyed! :D
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amy-art-kawaii Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2010
hahahahaha
OMG!!!!!!! really awesome!!!!!!11
hahahahahahhahaa
xDDDDDDDD
hahahahaha
very funny
i love it!!!!!!!!!
i want more comics
xDDDD
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:iconpsylocke83:
Psylocke83 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010
Glad you enjoyed! :) :heart:
Thanks for all the favs too! :D
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:iconamy-art-kawaii:
amy-art-kawaii Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
welcome!!!!1
^^ :hug:

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Spyri-Wolfe303 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
:evillaugh: I love it! :D
and that "sperm girl" sounds like a total bitch! :wtf:
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:iconpsylocke83:
Psylocke83 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
Yays, glad you liked! :D
urgh, oh yeah she totally was. =_=
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:iconspyri-wolfe303:
Spyri-Wolfe303 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2010
Uhhyeah :omg:
but you're welcome :D
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Chocoreaper Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOLWUT... the 2nd one is juz LOLWUT.
hahah Jared can use the Justin Bieber tactic anytime he wanna avoid rabid fangirls.

and the 1st one is juz LOL XD :salute:
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:iconpsylocke83:
Psylocke83 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
LOLWUT to put it kindly? :XD: i don't wanna know what Sperm Girl intended to do with it if she ever would manage to get a hold of it O_o
haha yeah that's the greatest trick ever to get people to stay the fuck away! ...unless they're Bieber fans. those are really hopeless causes. :/

Wiii, glad you liked the 1st one! :D Thanks for letting me use those expressions, they're just too freakin' amazing!! :XD: :heart: :glomp:
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Chocoreaper Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

...:nod::fear: sadly yeah...

:iconimhighplz: no problemzo =]
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sharmz Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2010
haha! :XD: this mademelaugh <3

lol as you canprobably tell, my spacebar is playing up XD

i was at koko, annoyed i didn't see sperm girl :XD:

did you see the two tall guys?? one looked like a young, skinny version of Shannon,and one looked like johnny depp XD
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:iconpsylocke83:
Psylocke83 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
Yays, glad to hear! :D :heart:

KOKO WAS SUCH AN AMAZING GIGGGGGGG :woohoo: hah maybe you did see her, only you're lucky enough to not remember. She was hogging following Tim when he came to visit.

There were two reeeaaally tall guys behind me in line. Don't remember their faces though, but damn I wish i'd paid more attention now!! :XD:
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sharmz Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
it was amazing indeedddd!!!! 10x better than wembley arena :)
haha :XD:
yeah they were indie, yaknow in skinny jeans and boots :) one with nerdy glasses:)

i think we got in a photo with them cos we told the dude he looked like shannon :XD: no idea who took the photo or where it went though :XD:
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30stmLUVER Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
xD hahahahahahahahah OH MY GOD!!!!! xD THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME!!!! xD hahahahaha
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Psylocke83 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
Glad you enjoyed!! :blowkiss:
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erondagirl Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2010   General Artist
0.o
that is ingeniously strange :)
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:iconpsylocke83:
Psylocke83 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
Strange for sure! :XD:
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erondagirl Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2010   General Artist
:giggle:
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Merezone Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:lmao: that first one. :XD:
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:iconpsylocke83:
Psylocke83 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
Glad you enjoyed it! :D
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stepikiisu Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2010
WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA that just made my day, thank you so very very much!!! :lmao: You're a damn genius. x'D
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:iconpsylocke83:
Psylocke83 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
Yays!! Glad you liked it!! :D :heart:
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ImmortalShadowAirron Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
That's f***ing amazing, funny as s***! :heart: Your work!
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Psylocke83 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010
Thank you so much! Glad you like! :blowkiss:
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